Today is my nephews 13th birthday - Happy Birthday Jofish :)

13 years! I was there when he was born (in the hospital, not the room). I walked in a few minutes later, looked at my sister (who normally looks stunning) and said something along the lines of "Blimey - you look a mess!". As an encore, the next day I bought them a giant multi-layer cookie (it was like 12" across) which was incredibly sickly and packed with more calories that you could escape from. It was awesome. You can't buy them anymore :(

Anyway, I have now purchased everything I need for my bike and when it has all turned up, I shall be spending an evening in the kitchen rebuilding my bike. I even splashed out on some new inner tubes (as I have to fit one to Steves MTB before I give it back to him). I just need an oily cloth, some 3-in-1 oil and some spanners to get it all sorted. Then I shall unleash my modified beast upon the un-suspecting public - Mwuhahahaha!

I also ordered a couple of dodgy/rude T-shirts and they are on their the way from the US

Disclaimer: I don't do bum sex with men
and nor do I snort cocaine off a hookers ass

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