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Friday, 20th January 2006
Chinglish?

My Blue LED USB Mouse Mat arrived today (see below) and with it came a very small printed manual (read: small slip of paper). On one side were the instructions in Chinese, with English on the other.

Erm. If you can call it English.

Below you will find the instructions verbatim from the manual.

Enjoy!

Operation instructions

Welcome to use aurora player's evil spirit cushion, please read a manual carefully, in order to understand in an all-round way and use a product correctly.

Main characteristic of the products
1. the auxiliary interface of the multi-functional computer is designed;
2. make the magic board of the high printing opacity up multi-functionally;
3. the colorful or blue aurora is designed;
4. more than row spacing high-accuracy PC magic board is designed;
5. take precautions against earthquakes and steep the cotton in high strength
6. the steady multiuse +5V safe power is offered
7. is it join or fetch through USB port equipment of cable use through USB data to suitable for;
8. is suitable for all WIN95/98/ME/2000/XP and use upgrading one edition of operating systems.

Operating sequence
1. open the color box and protect the membrane, take out the color box, keep flat down in the front, take the color box out to be deducted safely;
2. open the top cover, remove the sponge hands and hold the organism both sides, there should not be damaging, scratch to check the evil spirit cushion, otherwise should get in touch with local distributor
3. take out USB connecting wire insert corresponding interface, USB of computer, it, watch mouse cushion front should have getting blue better aurora send out
4. mouse, move hard disk or other USB equipment insert in USB interface 1-4 should see new hardware insert the instruction in sequentially, should try to insert to insert unusually or reactionlessly many times;
5. is it watch USB mouse indicator move situation, is it measure mouse sensitivity and working range level to come at the cushion in mouse to put.
6. finish using, or does not use for a long time, please have USB equipment pulled out from interface and appear, in order to educe computer load.

The precautions
1. computer this auxiliary equipment suit job electric current following products use in 500MA, the beyond the scope of this working power, it reduces by USB the equipments to be to spend performance, or can't steady work not normal;
2. this equipment should be used on the regular workbench, use on the workbench moving, whether it is good to notice the interface USB equipment being exposed to the situation;
3. this equipment is used or moved and handled with care in Great Britain in the middle, prevent shaking violently, so as not to influence serviceability;
4. equipment this adopt PC high printing opacity raw materials make, improperly use cause is it can cause to throw result subside aurora to scratch; This equipment working range adopts the high polyester PC diaphragm to formate, the extraordinary particulate of line, please don't use high cutin articles so as not to cause the working range to damage the influence result of use on the working range.

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