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Its almost Xmas, so here is a quick status update:-
Presents
Prepared
Everything is wrapped (apart from the table gifts for Xmas day). Excluding the couple that should be turning up this week.
Food
Unprepared
So far, I haven't bought a thing! I should hopefully be going straight from work this evening and getting everything I need for Xmas lunch - chicken and ham, veg, puddings, etc, etc. No turkey this year as it always turns out too dry. Still need cranberry sauce though. I think I need to draw up a shopping list :)
Locations
Mostly Prepared
Xmas Eve - kids will be arriving at 6pm and sleeping over
Xmas Day - opening presents with Shell and kids. Start cooking. Collect Shells friend Terry. Eat Xmas lunch. Drop Terry home, drop kids to their Nans. Go to Shells mums for Xmas dinner. Drink - lots. Sleep.
Boxing Day - no idea what I am doing yet...
Parties
Completed
Went to my works Xmas party last Wednesday. It wasn't very good - the food was disappointing and I had to deal with a drunk guy from the office all night! Apart from that, it was alright.
Thats enough for now - I will post later in the week and certainly around Xmas, with details of mine and Shells presents. But before I go - a little Xmas song for you all to enjoy.
12 days of Chavmas
On the 1st day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, a pikey in Burberry.
On the 2nd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, two tracksuit tops
and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 3rd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, three navel studs,
two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 4th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, four stolen phones,
three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 5th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, fiiiveee gooolldd
riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops
and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 6th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, six teens a-laying,
fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 7th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, seven scallies
stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 8th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, eight midriffs
showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd
riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 9th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, nine ladies
drinking, eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 10th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, ten lads
joy-riding, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 11th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, eleven prammers
pushing, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffs
showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd
riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
On the 12th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, twelve chavvers
chavving, eleven prammers pushing, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies
drinking, eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.
Merry Xmas everyone...
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