Following the suicide of Harold Shipman last week, I was unundated with jokes to my mobile over the weekend. Thought I would share them here. No apologies for the bad taste:

NEWSFLASH... Shipman found dead. Early tests have revealed he was unhappy with the food in jail. he was last heard saying "I could murder a granny smith".

Killer doctor Harold Shipman has died after being found hanging in his cell. A prison spokeman said Shipman has simply run out of patience (sic).

Commenting on Harold Shipmans death, Wakefields Prison Governor said he would be sorely missed by the prison boxing team, as he had a truly lethal jab.

What do Harold Shipman and Gareth Gates have in common? Neither can finish a sentence.

It's been said that Harold Shipman was a bit of a lady killer. maybe thats got something to do with the fact he's well hung.

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