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A/S/L: 37, Male, Weston-super-Mare, UK
Marital: Relationship
Interests: My kids, movies, music, literature and computing
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Monday, 9th April 2007 @ 21:07
So I said to the Butler, "You did it!"
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Monday, 2nd April 2007 @ 06:36
Hello!
Hello!
Is this thing on?
Come on Tudor, you'll never catch up, I started not posting AGES before you did.....
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Wednesday, 28th March 2007 @ 22:41
Poo.
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Monday, 26th March 2007 @ 23:01
The Pakistan Cricket Team have retired at their sport due to the death of their coach...
... they've taken up Bob Sleighing instead...
:o)
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Sunday, 25th March 2007 @ 20:43
hiya i keep checking in 2 c if ur ok! hows it going? thinking of ya.
sarah
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Friday, 23rd March 2007 @ 23:03
Sean Connery gets a call from his agent one day. The agent goes "Sean, I've got you a job, starts tomorrow, early. You'll have to be there for 10-ish". Sean furrows his brow and says "Tennish? But I don't even have a racket."
Sky has just won the rights to screen the first World Origami Championships from Tokyo. Unfortunately it's only available on Paper View.
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Friday, 23rd March 2007 @ 08:29
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday..
"I'd love to be eight again" she replied
On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park.
What a Day!
He put her on every ride in the park:
* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme Park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milkshake.
Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
"I meant my dress size, you f*ckin tw*t"
The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still going to get it wrong.
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Thursday, 22nd March 2007 @ 19:36
Woooo.... that's a bit risky, although I did smile.
Now Tudor, is this enough comments for you to continue the blog? If not how many more do you want?
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Thursday, 22nd March 2007 @ 18:45
Where da link go.
**$$$.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf**
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Thursday, 22nd March 2007 @ 18:44
The next time you find yourself on public transport or an aircraft,sitting next to someone who cannot resist chattering to you
endlessly, I urge you to quietly pull your laptop out of your rucksack, carefully open the screen (ensuring the irritating person
next to you can see it), and hit this link
.
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Thursday, 22nd March 2007 @ 17:41
How about this...
I had sex with a midget who suffered from down's syndrome.
Eerybody told me it wasn't big and it wasn't clever...
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Thursday, 22nd March 2007 @ 15:40
scooper, he said "decent" jokes, not ancient ones ;)
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Thursday, 22nd March 2007 @ 09:01
Jono said you need some decent jokes
When a tourist coach passed through a small country town in Wales
one of the passengers
noticed a sheep tied to a lamp post on the corner in the High street.
"Oh that," said the guide, "that's the Recreation Centre"
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Thursday, 22nd March 2007 @ 01:11
Yeah, update it you slacker (erm).
So, yuss, tell everyone about this (or is that yesterday?) evening's musical treat.
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Wednesday, 21st March 2007 @ 20:58
Bugger, I must have forgot that too...
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Wednesday, 21st March 2007 @ 14:43
jon, jon, jon,,, the answer we all know, it was the question you are trying to find
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Wednesday, 21st March 2007 @ 13:18
I almost had it today (the answer to life, the universe and everything). I was getting out my car at Tesco's and it almost popped into my head. It was so frustrating I actually forgot what I went to Tesco's for... and at the same time lost that glimner of hope that I knew what it all meant.
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Wednesday, 21st March 2007 @ 12:20
Chocolate is bad
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