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A/S/L: 37, Male, Weston-super-Mare, UK Marital: Relationship Interests: My kids, movies, music, literature and computing
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Wednesday, 26th May 2004 @ 00:56
I have completed the tests. Can I go home now?
You are SLIGHTLY UNDERGAY.
You are nearly the perfect modern man, however you can still improve your life (and your chances with girls) by learning from gay men.
Neutral Good Human Ranger
Neutral Good characters believe in the power of good above all else. They will work to make the world a better place, and will do whatever is necessary to bring that about, whether it goes for or against whatever is considered 'normal'.
Humans are the 'average' race. They have the shortest life spans, and because of this, they tend to avoid the racial prejudices that other races are known for. They are also very curious and tend to live 'for the moment'.
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.
Well, there you go!
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Tuesday, 25th May 2004 @ 15:52
"You are SERIOUSLY UNDERGAY.
You have a lot to learn from gay men. If you take on some of the lessons that gay men have to teach you then girls will stop being disgusted by your behaviour and you'll be more likely to find the woman of your dreams. You require urgent attention."
Hmm, interesting.
And I am apparently:
"Lawful Good Elf Bard Ranger
Follower Of Oghma
Alignment:
Lawful Good characters are the epitome of all that is just and good. They believe in order and governments that work for the benefit of all, and generally do not mind doing direct work to further their beliefs.
Race:
Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.
Primary Class:
Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.
Secondary Class:
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.
Deity:
Oghma is the Neutral Good god of knowledge and invention. He is also known as the Binder of What is Known, and is the Patron of Bards. His followers believe that knowledge reigns supreme, and is the basis for everything else that is done. They wear white shirts and pants, with a black and gold braided vest, and a small, box-like hat. All priests of Oghma are known as Loremasters. Oghma's symbol is a scroll."
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